‘Tuesday November 2, 2010
Woods has issues with his daily 7-11 clerk. Jay tries to convince Woods to dress up as a team for their audition for the Wipeout reality show. LOB reveals more propositions on voting day and a guy claims to be the geezer bandit after knocking off a bank. During a tearful exchange at Children’s Hospital in support of Mikey’s neighbor’s baby Woods mistakes an MLB all-star with a San Diego Men’s league player. This leads to Woodsy’s new man crush on Mike Sweeney. Randy Moss loses it during a post game interview and loses his job with the Vikings at the same time. Sometimes Sienna feels like a pump, sometimes she don’t. Either way, we will all know from now on when she’s pumping breast milk thanks to Mikey’s new song. Could Randy Quaid and his wife be pulling off a documentary-style hoax or are they just a few sandwiches short of a picnic? An email about a friend who kisses on the lips for greetings garners a big discussion. The topic ends up as a cast hug-a-thon with man on man kissing. Woobie calls in to complain about Mikey’s fear of hugging large-breasted women and a hug intervention/lesson ensues. There’s nothing like being hugged by a sniffing grunter! The Incorporator calls a Honeybaked ham store using Sienna voice and gets stumped by an M1’s word for the first time ever! Mikey catches up on new music, hearing Eminem’s “Stan” for the first time. Sienna’s elevator adventure delves into awkward situations and starting up conversations with strangers. So are people in San Diego ruder than most other cities? Taylor Swift explains the difference between 12 year old Taylor and 20 year old Taylor when it comes to songwriting and the Mikey Show turns into the “Molly” Show! Not that she has a twig and berries, but do you think Pink just might be a dude? Taylor Swift sings an ode to creeper Jay. John Lennon’s “Imagine” is butchered by an actor and a boxer. Ding Dong Sing Along wants to dance with somebody, gets a little crazy, and does everything for you. The gang reminisces about their various lovelorn times listening to Bryan Adams. An 11 year old gets detention for farting and the cast debates the act of passing gas in mixed company. Why does LOB think the common cold is a bit? Sarah Palin stops by to get silly-willy. Jay has a creeper line so good during New Releases that he has to say it twice! LOB convinces Woods to give Blockbuster Video another chance.
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