Tuesday March 16, 2010
After cast intros, Woods admits he’s terrified of earthquakes. Mikey tells story of his job as Lottery ticket inspector. Short jokes hit an all time high with a certain news story. Woodsie’s taste in Mexican cuisine angers Uncle Chewy. Turns out more people faint over President Obama than Elvis or the Beatles and this story leads to a political discussion where Sarah Palin stops in to defend herself in a hilarious manner! How you discipline your kids leads to Things You Got Away with as a Kid bit. Lauren had a blow-out bash at her house then her parents came home early. Sienna “jumped out of many a window” whereas Woods “crawled into many a window”. M1’s then call in with good ones. Mikey reveals his son Luke has a mean, mad dog stare. Woods, then man’s man, drives around with four Yorkie dogs on his lap! Dude Yer Dumb goes after “busy” guy and dude at gym who corrects your form. Sienna Sings has her butcher Quiet Riot, gets an almost on Billy Idol, and a big no-no on Joan Jett’s version of Crimson & Clover. Next we learn how Mikey got that scar between his eyes. Lauren earns her first dump button for saying cantaloupe “tastes like butthole”! British woman makes her own breast implants from her body fat and Mikey says if he did that he’d be able to make H-Cups. James Cagney and Katherine Hepburn share some hooch and Dracula returns to talk about New Moon. Lauren chowed down on some organic Mac & Cheese and Mikey expressed his admiration for Dave form the former Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw show.
Bumper Music
1. Kutless – “Winds of Change”
2. Lindsey Buckingham – “Big Love” (LIVE)
3. Jay-Z – “Empire State of Mind”
4. Kool and the Gang – “Jungle Boogie”
5. Flo Rida – “Right Round”
6. Safety Suit – “Life Left to Go”
7. Isaac Hayes – “Run Fay Run”
8. Coldplay – “Shiver”
9. Deftones – “The Chauffeur”
10. James Morrison – “You Make it Real”
11. Supergrass – “Bad Blood”
12. Seventh Day Slumber – “Mighty to Save”
13. Chevele – “The Clincher”
14. INXS – “Mystify”
15. Smokey Robinson – “Cruisin'”
16. Family Force 5 – “Love Addict”