Monday March 15, 2010
The time change causes some screw ups. Michael Shannon jokes never get old to Woods and Lauren. L.T. signs with the Jets to most Chargers’ fans dismay. I wish the guy luck, however. So the Prius Guy was a faker after all? Toyota thinks so. Mikey then plays audio of the funny Andre Agassi/Pete Sampras fracas then goes into Pocket Dialing mishaps. Jay enjoys letting his kids know when he’s going to get busy with Mom. Just when you thought Sean Penn couldn’t be a bigger douche, Sienna has news. Dave Matthews stops by wearing a tuxedo made of hemp but one pant leg is missing…guess where it went! Dave then sings a hilarious ode to Oscar superstar Meryl Streep. Next is a weird sex story where German man thinks with his kraut not with his brain. Woodsie drops his awesome GnR version of “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”. Richard Belzer laying his hands on an Apple store employee prompts an interesting discussion. Tom Tom Girl and Movie Phone Guy’s love drama continues to evolve into craziness! Lauren gets sideways glances when she informs Mikey that women’s bathing suits have crotch pockets to keep the “toes” in place. A comical 911 call is next of a crack dealer who’s upset about being paid in Monopoly money. Woods of Wisdom offers some great shaving advice and when to date after a divorce. Cyclists, those spandex wearing Nazis! Grunion fever…catch it! Sienna admits she checks out dudes who jog, which leads to talk about the difference in men and women checking out the opposite sex. Why do married dudes go to strip clubs? Woods is not a stripper fan.
Bumper Music
1. Queen – “We Will Rock You”
2. Rage Against the Machine – “Sleep Now in the Fire”
3. One Republic – “Stop and Stare”
4. Michael Jackson – “Human Nature”
5. Joe Walsh – “Life’s Been Good”
6. Floor Thirteen – “Blame it on Me”
7. Aerosmith – “Sweet Emotion”
8. Muse – “Uprising”
9. P.O.D. – “Roots in Stereo”
10. Paul Simon – “Late in the Evening”
11. Switchfoot – “Sing it Out”
12. Paul Wright – “Ocean Beach”
13. Poco – “Crazy Love”
14. The Police – “Synchronicity II”
15. The Commodores – “Sail On”
16. Night Ranger – “Sister Christian”