Friday July 30, 2010
Terrell Owens’ body is the tops according to both Woodsy and Wolfgang. Ellen leaving Idol gets the gang talking about the lackluster judges they’re left with. The poor woman who gave birth on the freeway by herself leads to faint-inducing birthing stories from Jay. Do you let your fingers do the walking and still use phonebooks? President Obama on The View audio is next and the cast cringes at the questions the buzzards err… I mean broads asked him. LOB does such a great Elisabeth Hasselbeak (sic) voice that it frightens Jay! The Kid has Padres audio on WoS and reports on getting Miguel Tejada, a veteran bat. T.O. audio contains a lot of salivating for Carson Palmer’s balls! The third Mikey Show Meet and Greet is announced at the Tipsy Crow on August 13th, wait, is that a Friday the 13th?! Bring your hockey masks, get a free beer. LOB draws crickets with her “August Fogfest” joke during the panel. Things white people like gets the laughs flowing. I have one, white people love tin foil taped to their windows to block out the sun. Don’t believe me? Take a drive through Santee or Lakeside. Will the real Heath Bell please call in? The Kid and Heath close out a great joke on Mikey! Prank Monkey Woods gets off a great one on a shaken up Mikey, who vows vengeance on Woodsy. Luke’s commercial for The Strip Club is aired. Tom Tom Tunes sees a shaky Tom Tom Girl at first, but she finds her groove. Woodsy’s buddy’s cheating dilemma is discussed and alcohol is not an excuse. LOB brings up good points that make great sense. Movies you want your kid to see has LOB tell Mikey “you’re weird, dude!” Ask Men.com asks guys if they ever told a girl they loved her for sex. Woods is a fan of the boob job and tells Lauren to make it right for herself. Promiscuity debates throws around a lot of numbers. Lauren gets anxiety when she has to return a ball or wayward Frisbee. Susanna wants to be Woods’ surrogate mother with the offer of “hey, maybe we slay”! Audio of Sienna at Petco Park with an annoying brat is played and she recaps her experience of mean people staring at her. Radio Charades has a fluttering and flapping LOB, a bloodthirsty Woods, and a boob pointing Sienna. Sabrina announces her vacation and talks about her driver, Maurice. Steven Tyler will be the next judge on American Idol and this spurs a round of Aerosmith song title jokes. The Kid does not wear socks and takes heat for it. The gang reminisces about Thanksgiving feasts and Lauren ends up getting roasted!
Bumper Music
| 1. Long, Long Way From Home by Foreigner |  |
| 2. Laredo by Band of Horses | |
| 3. Can’t Change Me by Chris Cornell | |
| 4. Shake Some Action by Cracker | |
| 5. It’s No Good by Depeche Mode | |
| 6. In The Blood by Better Than Ezra | |
| 7. Still Of The Night by Whitesnake | |
| 8. Speed Of Sound by Coldplay | |
| 9. Bulls on Parade by Rage Against The Machine | |
| 10. Alone I Break by Korn | |
| 11. Since You’re In Love by Jesse Malin | |
| 12. Ain’t Too Proud To Beg by The Temptations | |
| 13. 29 Palms by Robert Plant | |
| 14. My First Kiss by 3oh!3 | |
| 15. 29 Palms by Robert Plant | |
| 16. Dare You To Move by Switchfoot | |