Monday August 2, 2010
Mikey is concerned about losing his voice. Lindsay Lohan, after spending enough time in jail for a cup of coffee is now off to rehab. The cold Pacific waters have The Kid in a full body wetsuit, still shivering. The weather has been talked about so much Mikey wonders who likes it and who’s sick of it. Jay’s new sexy, sultry voice is music to LOB’s little ears. Woods’ team, the San Diego Brewers will be at the meet and greet so bring your sharpies folks! Lauren attended a crab boil and missed out as she was shoved aside by frenzied feasters while they shoveled all the crab into their pie-holes right before her eyes! A raucous discussion about kissing a gross smelling food-mouth follows. What is the protocol for becoming or appointing godparents? Jay’s therapeutic camping experience leads Mikey to consider roughing it (sort of). Oksana says she taped Mel out of fear for her life, then she accuses Mikey of taping her with his “how do you say, recording microphones”? In her country, Oksana continues, you can’t trust the police so she got on the WWW to hire the Pink Panther! The panel discusses Al Gore’s tainted reputation, the Kindle vs. real books, and the new retirement age. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener but not House Rep Anthony Wiener! LOB wouldn’t mind taking the Wiener (for a last name). But seriously folks, if Anthony’s wife’s first name was Mia or Anita she’d be ‘Me a Wiener’ or “I need a Wiener’! Jay steps in with another zinger, which prompts Woods to tell about his phone call to Dr. Thin Dong. NTT is harp music and is there anything better than harp Iron Maiden? Poor Sienna, she played in protest. Call screener Austin gets roasted for his hickey. Eskimo Bluewaters pounds her way into the studio, insults everybody, and then croons out an acoustic tune called “Ever-short”! WoW gives advice on taming stink breath, first kisses, and a “DILF” who has Cadillac problems. Stuff that guys misinterpret leads to a great debate about guys and gals different interpretations of behavior. Mikey begins is there anything worse than? In honor of the beginning of Shark Week Mikey does his Quint impression. Move over Clint Eastwood, Lauren reveals her written/produced/directed/acted Mermaids and the Three Sharks play! Sienna acts out Snooki from the Jersey Shore getting arrested. What age do most men agree women start to lose their looks? Tune in if you missed Jay’s creep moan for 80 year old women!
Bumper Music
| 1. You Really Got Me by Van Halen |  |
| 2. Suffragette City by David Bowie | |
| 3. Tiny Dancer by Elton John | |
| 4. Jack-Ass by Beck | |
| 5. My Best Friend’s Girl by The Cars | |
| 6. Cool by Gwen Stefani | |
| 7. | |
| 8. Hot Blooded by Foreigner | |
| 9. Sister by The Nixons | |
| 10. Lovesong by The Cure | |
| 11.Suite: Judy Blue Eyes by Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| 12. Feel Flows by The Beach Boys | |
| 13. Smooth Up In Ya by Bulletboys | |
| 14. Down by 311 | |
| 15. Life Is Beautiful by Sixx:A.M. | |
| 16. Someone Like You by Safetysuit | |